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| Done with the tweens. |
Problem - Justin's made millions of dollars through cornering the teeny-bopper market, singing love songs to eight-year-olds even though that comes across a little Jimmy Savile-y. But fair play, the money's in the bank and no-one can take that away from him. But now he wants more. Bieber not only wants adoration, money and fame, he now wants respect. We'll see what we can do.
Solution - He's got options, the kid. But first things first, he's got to ditch the teen crowd. Treat them like crap and still take their money. Just act like a b*tch. (update - http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/music/news/a463254/justin-bieber-arrives-on-stage-two-hours-late-for-london-o2-arena-gig.html?utm_source=tw&utm_medium=dsuk&utm_campaign=twdsuk - well done, Justin! Mission accomplished!)
Right, now he can focus on getting the respect he desires. To do this he could:
1: Get more tattoos. And not the lame ones he's already got.
2: Get married to some tramp. Jordan, Courtney Love, someone dirty like that.
3: Get shot. Get gangster. Nothing says credibility like a drive by.
4: Write some songs with rap segments in them and get a rapper in to rap on them. It's urban, it's edgy.
5: Follow Justin Timberlake's career. The boy started out in N'Sync and now he's single-handedly brought Sexy Back.
6: Swear. A lot. Try smoking weed everyday. See Rihanna for tips. Do not see Chris Brown for tips.
7: Keep up the Bad Boy image. And stop saying stuff like: "I want girls to hear my music and want to play it again because it made their hearts feel good." That's weak, Justin.
8: Come out as gay? It's 2013. It's ok.
9: Go through puberty.
10: Consider doing Time for something badass but short of murder. Maybe drink driving or drugs. See Charlie Sheen for advice. Not Lindsay Lohan.
11: Sex tape.
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