Huhne - He fought the law and the law won. |
He was caught up in the expenses scandal, then he was caught with his trousers down (take a bow, mistress Carina Trimingham) and finally caught by a speed camera. One furious ex-wife-led, revenge-fuelled court case later and he's been locked up for eight months.
With good behaviour Huhne will be out soon. But what next for his post-political career?
Solution - Huhne has just started his stretch, so has time consider his options, which include:
1 - Getting buff behind bars. Press ups all day, weightlifting all night should just about do it. If Huhne gets himself some Guns then he could just earn himself the odd work out DVD deal when he gets released.
2 - Try his hand at writing. If it worked for Archer then it could work for Huhne.
3 - Ramp up the convict angle. He could try 'shanking' a fellow con as pay back for 'dissing' him in some way or another. Sure, Huhne would end up serving more time for this assault / attempted murder but it would beef up his bad boy image. The public loves a naughty ex con. Just look at Johnny Vaughan.
4 - Get back together with his ex wife. Magazine deals will pour in, as will heart-to-heart interviews on This Morning and other offensively dumb chat shows. Just when the public grows tired of their rekindled romance Huhne could cheat on and dump her sorry ass again. And then repeat the cycle as appropriate. On/off relationships are very now.
5 - Panto.
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